Cosby Swab

Inserting one's penis rectally, and proceeding to rub the tip of one's phallus around female's lips in a swab-like fashion. Preferably while wearing a thick, goofy, uncoordinated sweater while holding a sandwich, to emphasize the Cosby effect.

The green/brown shade of her upper lips indicated to me she was an expert in the art of the Cosby Swab. She made me drop my hoagie.

by drphilsboner February 23, 2009

Cobby Swabbled

A phrase made up to parody how British people say that they are confused. Best if said in a poorly done British accent.

Patented by Mal and Emma 2021

Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”

by ermsunderscore April 24, 2024

cosbyswag

saying bop, beep, boop, ect. at random times in random conversations

Hi how are you?
Well beep boop bibbity bopy
What?
Oh sorry just using cosbyswag

by the sucker of November 19, 2013