A sloppy toppy move you can gift to your homies.

A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.

When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places
About to go on my third date with this person, maybe it's time for the greasy Susan ;)
by Rosie burns December 29, 2022
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Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.
You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.
by skskskskboy September 3, 2019
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A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.
Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”
by Coolasthat January 3, 2019
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Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
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When someone says something cool or achieved something good, you can simply reply "Go there Susan"
Jemma: Look Jordan, its my certificate for 100m Breaststroke

Jordan: oooh go there Susan
by ClappedClam August 23, 2017
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The most wonderful premade sim ever, and the goddess of premade sims.
Well, she is'nt, but she's infamous due to being very obsessive.
Man1: Oh, that Kaiko girl is so taken with Susan Wainwright!
Man2: Yeah she is.
by Kaiko Valley April 29, 2018
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A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.
I think Brett changed my Tom Collins to a Susan Collins
by Lokmann October 6, 2018
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