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surfing dick 

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.
"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."
surfing dick by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025
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dick surfing 

A guy lays on his back while a chick sits on his dick and uses it as a surf board
dick surfing by kittycatporn January 7, 2012