surf cooties

Porn is surf cooties nasty.
by frufrugranny March 09, 2006
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surf cooties

Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's
Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties
by oz_420 March 21, 2006
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