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surf's up 

When you and/or a bunch of your friends piss/shit, pour bong water, rotten milk, anything nasty into a trashcan and lean it up some unlucky person's front door. You then knock on the door, run away and when they open the door yell "SURF'S UP!!!!"

Variation: Place a Ken doll into the trash can with a flag in it's hand reading "Surf's up!" so that it will pour in the house when the door is opened.
Yo this bitch pee'd in bed so I gave her the surf's up.
surf's up by Bitch titties August 23, 2005

Carl and James's Surf Shop 

The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'
May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"

Sebi’s Surf Shop 

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.
Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor

surf stoke 

The feeling you get when you know you're about to shred waves, & the feeling you get when you get home & know you shredded. Or when you have dreams about surfing before or after a day out on the water, & when you go to bed at night after a day of surfing & you still feel like you're riding your board
Man I dreamed I was surfing all last night!
"you've got surf stoke!!"
surf stoke by jcattillson October 13, 2011

surf squad 

a group of people (typically teenagers) who smoke e-cigarettes and think they're cool because of it. They'll often post about said "e-cigging" and boast about their actual e-cig contraptions and parts, such as vaporizers or batteries.
Guy 1: Dude, Danny posted another Instagram video with he and his surf squad; they must think they're vape gods or something.
Guy 2: Oh please god, help them; their level of stupidity is painful to witness.
surf squad by comeinclutch December 10, 2015

surf shop 

Localised retail stores that sell or rent surfboards and the related fashions and equipment used for surfing, skimboarding or bodyboarding. Often staffed by local surfers with experience in surfing the local surf breaks.

(see): Brave New World
Man, that chode behind the counter at that surf shop was completly useless!

My bro at the surf shop can hook us up!
surf shop by Uglyfredy January 17, 2005