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super wedgie 

a wedgie where the reciever is given several wedgies. the wedgies are usally in this order...

1.) regular wedgie
2.) frontal wedgie
3.) mervin (front and back wedgie)
4.) atomic wedgie (underwear put over the head)
5.) Hanging wedgie or mervin
6.) hang there until underwear rips or are let go
When i was in the 6th grade, a group of 8th graders gave me the worst super wedgie of all time. before the whole process they made me strip into nothing but my briefs in the school hallway. i was so embarressed. then they draged me to the school flagpole with a few other students folowing them. i was torchered with there ritual that they do. (they did that to a 6th grader every week) then they pull me to the top of the flagpole. people laughed took pictures and throw things at me. (most of them did even hit me because the flagpole is very high and i was at the very top) I sayed at the top of it for a total of 6 hours before a teacher noticed. when i got home my brother showed me that the pictures everyone took where all ready online. I went to school the next day and everyone laughed at me the entire day. I was so embarressed.
My parents didnt let me change schools and ever seince them i have been a victom of a super wedgie almost every week now.
super wedgie by super wedgie man December 2, 2009

super wedgie 

A wedgie that results in the separating of the waist band from the underwear.
I gave Neil a super wedgie in the locker room after todays game. I hung the waistband on the basketball hoop.
super wedgie by Freezee c November 14, 2007

super wedge 

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.
Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!
super wedge by Killah B April 27, 2006

super wedge 

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.
Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!
super wedge by Killah B July 28, 2008

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026