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super wedgie 

a wedgie where the reciever is given several wedgies. the wedgies are usally in this order...

1.) regular wedgie
2.) frontal wedgie
3.) mervin (front and back wedgie)
4.) atomic wedgie (underwear put over the head)
5.) Hanging wedgie or mervin
6.) hang there until underwear rips or are let go
When i was in the 6th grade, a group of 8th graders gave me the worst super wedgie of all time. before the whole process they made me strip into nothing but my briefs in the school hallway. i was so embarressed. then they draged me to the school flagpole with a few other students folowing them. i was torchered with there ritual that they do. (they did that to a 6th grader every week) then they pull me to the top of the flagpole. people laughed took pictures and throw things at me. (most of them did even hit me because the flagpole is very high and i was at the very top) I sayed at the top of it for a total of 6 hours before a teacher noticed. when i got home my brother showed me that the pictures everyone took where all ready online. I went to school the next day and everyone laughed at me the entire day. I was so embarressed.
My parents didnt let me change schools and ever seince them i have been a victom of a super wedgie almost every week now.
super wedgie by super wedgie man December 2, 2009

super wedgie 

A wedgie that results in the separating of the waist band from the underwear.
I gave Neil a super wedgie in the locker room after todays game. I hung the waistband on the basketball hoop.
super wedgie by Freezee c November 14, 2007

super wedge 

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.
Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!
super wedge by Killah B April 27, 2006

super wedge 

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.
Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!
super wedge by Killah B July 28, 2008
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