To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.
Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart
by Markomighty March 30, 2014
When you fart in high school, therefore committing social suicide. No one will ever view you the same after you suicide fart, especially if it stinks. Suicide farts most often come out of nowhere, taking everyone by surprise. After this type of fart consider yourself friendless for the rest of your life. No one can live down a suicide fart.
"Jenna, did you just fart?"
"No, I think it was Tommy!"
"Ew Tommy! Consider yourself friendless from that rank ass suicide fart"
"No, I think it was Tommy!"
"Ew Tommy! Consider yourself friendless from that rank ass suicide fart"
by Pussydestr0yer_69 April 6, 2017
by TehEndieMC July 14, 2015
When one of your buddies farts and it smells so terrible that in order to neutralize the horrific smell, you blow one of your own to thin out the smell of the original.
"Oh my god Freddie came over the other day and he totally farted in my face! I had to suicide fart just to ease the pain and dilute the shitty ass stench."
by SnizzPulverizer February 17, 2009
When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.
by ghostofisis January 5, 2019