suckful 

suck-full, crappy, shitty, can also be the opposite of successful, full of suck as in a big bag of suck.

That pizza was suckful it tasted like shit.

Jim, watching you play golf is like watching someone throw up. You should stop playing for two weeks and then just quit altogether. You are suckful.

suckful by mark gonos February 12, 2008

suckful 

Adjective used to describe something that sucks.

"That movie was suckful!"

suckful by sarzo August 23, 2005

suckulent 

adj: when something completely sucks / antonym: excellent / noun: suckulence

I can't believe that suckulent crap was nominated for even one Oscar, let alone nine. And if it should win all, our standards in cinematic art will have sunk to the absolute depth of suckulence.

suckulent by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 6, 2010

suckfuckate 

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.

"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

suckfuckate by Mitch the Modulator July 5, 2010

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.

The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.

suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

suckfuck 

1.A form of sex where all you do is suck.

2. A catchy insult.

3. Also common misspelling of sickfuck

1.Anna gives a good suckfuck!

2.Dave is such a suckfuck!!!

suckfuck by JesseJJ January 6, 2009

suckulate 

A mix between sucking, or suction, and cutting off one's circulation.

I hate the way this sleeve suckulates around my wrist!

suckulate by Allison Foley January 31, 2004