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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

Suck My Balls

Mr.Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?!
Cartman: HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
Mr.Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman:Im sorry im sorry actually what i said was(speaks into megaphone): HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK...MY...BALLS? Mr. Garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude....
Suck My Balls by I AM YOUR BANANA! January 8, 2015

suck my balls

a phrase you would use in reply to a command or question often to your parents or somebody you don't like in other words no
:can you pick that up for me?
:suck my balls

:go away!
:suck my balls
suck my balls by karl06 May 24, 2006

suck my balls

apply oral stimulation to my male genitilia
suck my balls by MaddMattG August 1, 2003

suck my balls

to cause a vacuum with ones mouth around the testicular sack (scrotum)
"would you like to suck mah baws?"
suck my balls by Phil Clarke August 4, 2003

suck my balls

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!
suck my balls by Occsters November 7, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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