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Succulent Steve 

You know, that one guy in the shady part of town who's always says he wants "the Succ." He always looks at people with a weird look on his face. Nobody usually accepts his offers for succ, but a few people come around and give him a few bucks...
Guy 1: Yo man I just saw Steve behind that corner.

Guy 2: You mean succulent Steve?

Guy 1: Yeah.

Guy 2: We should get out of here....

Steve: HI FELLAS. YA WANT SOME SUCC FOR A FEW BUCKS?

Guy 2: SHIT, RUN!
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succulent salls 

a succulent salls is the act when one man takes his own nuts, dips them in a fruit flavored topping and then gently basks the other mans face.
vinny told rich that last night was amazing. vinny said the favorite part of the entire evening was when rich surprised him after butt sex with a succulent salls. vinny loves raspberries and rich knew that, so he smothered his bb's in raspberry sauce before basking vinny's face.
succulent salls by dusty zub's November 16, 2011

SUCCULENT SUCCUBUS 

A rare lil sweet sexy sexual demon related to the SUCCUBUS who will seduce you with her beauty and leave you breathless
You know that beautiful girl Carla, she really puts the succ in SUCCULENT SUCCUBUS

Succulent stink 

Something that smells so bad you want to smell more or something that you smell and think is succulent
Oh my that fart had that succulent stink
Succulent stink by St3@my September 17, 2021

Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

succulent pussy 

pussy with big, meaty and juicy pussy lips
I drove 15 inches of my cock into her succulent pussy
succulent pussy by dildo777 June 9, 2022

Succulent 

Juicy and succulicious. (it's actually a house plant)
That orange was soooo succulent.
Succulent by Pseudopodszz December 13, 2017