You know, that one guy in the shady part of town who's always says he wants "the Succ." He always looks at people with a weird look on his face. Nobody usually accepts his offers for succ, but a few people come around and give him a few bucks...
Guy 1: Yo man I just saw Steve behind that corner.
Guy 2: You mean succulent Steve?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: We should get out of here....
Steve: HI FELLAS. YA WANT SOME SUCC FOR A FEW BUCKS?
Guy 2: SHIT, RUN!
Guy 2: You mean succulent Steve?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: We should get out of here....
Steve: HI FELLAS. YA WANT SOME SUCC FOR A FEW BUCKS?
Guy 2: SHIT, RUN!
by MushRoomMincer May 30, 2017