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subtotal 

something which is below standard or does not live up to expectations
1. Bigging up of a fart
'mate i'm gonna land this fart'
'yeah?'
'yeah'
'dude, that was subtotal'

2. Premature Ejaculation
'i'll fuck you like a racehore'
20 seconds later
'mate you just came all over my face'

subtotal.
Related Words
A toot (message posted to a Mastodon instance) that mentions a user without posting their actual username, often for snarky or insulting posts. The person being subtooted will not see the post in their notifications because it doesn't contain their username.

Related: subtweet
I keep seeing everyone's subtoots about the pineapple emoji, and I don't even know who they're talking about.
subtoot by nothin2seehere June 3, 2017

subthoracic 

Positioned underneath the thorax
Doctors observed subthoracic bruises on his body
subthoracic by Quasisupersymmetry. January 15, 2024

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026