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stupidtition 

Mary: Don't do that!! Eating snow will make you stop growing.
Bob: Do you actually believe in that stupidtition?

stupidtition by Desmond S. June 3, 2008
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Stupidstitious 

Aaron is so stupidstitious, he won't even leave his house until Syracuse wins.
Stupidstitious by LBTizzle March 27, 2011

stupistitious 

A stupid superstitious which is doesnt make any sense.
' hvnt you wash your hair today?'
' nahh, da horoscope said i would step on shit if i wash today'
'man, das such a stupistitious'
stupistitious by EM.C December 8, 2009

stupidstition 

When someone is superstitious about something that another person thinks is silly or stupid because they don't believe it.
I don't get why some people freak out when a black cat crosses their path. What a stupidstition!
stupidstition by samisummer November 22, 2011

stupidstitions 

conjunction of stupid and superstitions
oh Harry, you and your fucking stupidstitions
stupidstitions by joshmiz77 April 15, 2011

stupidstition 

A portmanteau derived from the words "stupid" and "superstition" (belief in supernatural causality—that one event causes another without any natural process linking the two events).
The young earth creationist's blind adherence to his stupidstition made it difficult for him to comprehend that astronomers have accurately measured distances of celestial bodies from Earth exceeding six thousand light years.
stupidstition by ElmerGantry May 4, 2015

Stupidstition 

A belief that may have had some meaning in prehistoric times but none in the current scheme of things but people still blindly follow it
"Black cats bringing bad luck? That's one of the worst stupidstitions I've ever heard!"
Stupidstition by InedibleLlama April 22, 2015
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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