jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

studliness

1. The level to which you are a stud. 2. Used to describe just how studly you are.

I make her heart melt with my sheer studliness. My studliness gets me to the front of the line.

by Corey James December 26, 2006

stuffies

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.

i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.

by stefania-zee January 17, 2008

Jehovah's stiffness

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

by swany01 May 14, 2008

travel stiffness

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.

The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.

by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015

Stuffins

Hardcore slammin sex with a girl you barely know, followed by a fist gyration which resembles the banging in of a railroad tie, but sideways.

Damn! Did you hear Bill giving Miley stuffins (insert hand gesture here) last night? Woke everyone in the house up!

by Curits House July 23, 2009

Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness

For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying

by Stu Marble December 23, 2007