Student Government

A group where your expected to actually make changes in the school and organize community enriching events even though you know you have absolutely 0 POWER and have to attend dumb meetings about things that won't come true. Ideas range in these meetings from napkin sells to 5k runs that have been in development for over a year. Your lucky to know half your members and you will continually struggle to go to meetings and beg your friends to sign you in even though they aren't going either. So I guess the only people who survive stugo are the hardcore stugoers.

Person1: Hey you going to student government
Person2: Hahahahahah. Nice one.
Person1: .....
Person2: Wait. You aren't joking!?

Student Government by I like pickles March 7, 2015

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Student Government

a body of students in high school designed to carry to the whims of the student body; in reality, a popularity contest it which the student body , out of popularity , elects idiots who do nothing but use SG as a show of popularity.

Joan: hey, who you elect
Bill: John
Joan: John is a high-class dumbass who cannot tell a plus from negative. he didn't even know about student government till last week. John gave a freakin' essay on how to make more money for school, and keep and bring back old programs, like SPORTS, for example.
Bill: but he 's popular.

Student Government by niceboi June 28, 2010

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student community government, inc.

Where people go when there's nothing else to do but debate each other's personal lives, talk about mundane shit, and waste every other wednesday pretending they have some sort of sick power over other people, when really, only other members of SCG care about SCG or have to adhere to its rules. frequently its members get drunk or stoned before and during its meetings, and often times its executive board is likewise. most people fall asleep during its meetings.

Erin failed her exam Thursday morning because a student community government, inc. meeting lasted until 2 a.m. the previous night, due to debating whether or not to hold a debate.

student community government, inc. by Greek Ho June 26, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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