stubbing your toe 

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

stubbing your toe by The fictionary June 24, 2014

Stubbing your toe 

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

Stubbing your toe by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021