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Rub the Stub 

Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.
I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.

I like to rub the stub in the shower.

My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
Rub the Stub by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Stub rubber 

The act of removing the head of an electric shaver and caressing ones testicles with the stub for sexual pleasure.
Dale : Gavin why isnt there a head on your shaver

Gavin : well i was mucking about last night and i realised if i take the top off and rub my balls it feels good

Dale : cool so where is it ?

Gavin : beside the tissues

Dale : need to get myself one of them stub rubbers

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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