Show tune and theater deficiency illness.
Causes:
When an actress/actor/theater geek has not been in a play in a long time and starts to have issues due to lack of theater or performing.
Effects:
Not being able to pay attetion. Belting out songs at random times. Staying up all night listening to showtunes on youtube being extreamly loud in the shower and wishing their life was a musical.
Cure:
Audtion for a musical or join a choir or glee club so you can sing your heart out.
Friend: Hun are you ok?
Girl: *humming* what..i think so?
Friend: *turns away for a second* cause you seem jiterrey
Girl: *belts out into song* THERE'S NO BUISNESS LIKE SHOW BUISNESS
Friend: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Girl: I've got STTDI..I've got it bad
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!