strop mag 

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)

"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".

strop mag by stropmag September 23, 2008

Strop Mag 

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)

"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".

Strop Mag by stropmag October 4, 2006

Strip Magic 

A game of Magic played exactly as normal, but with the eventual removal of clothing, similar to strip poker. In the standard rules, for every 4 life points lost, an article of clothing comes off. This game is difficult to play as approximately only 2,500 girls per state play Magic, and the game is less fun with only straight males in attendance.

Matt: Hey, you want to go to a frat on Friday night?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna play Magic with Allie and Tim.
Matt: You're such a nerd
Jim: We're playing STRIP Magic
Matt: Can I join?
Jim: Nah, she doesn't want too many dudes there, she's not that much of a slut

Strip Magic by StoneFaceSlut December 27, 2010

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019