One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
by Futureghst-MJC March 25, 2015
Chiefly US gay slang for large burly, beefy, good looking, well built straight men who are forced to walk around a mall pushing a stroller (pram in UK) and go shopping with their big fat ugly wife.
by scotsbear August 12, 2003
"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."
"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."
"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."
by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012
occurs when a parent puts a child who is either too big, or too old into a stroller, when the child should just walk and not be wheeled around anymore.
by bearbear4130 July 26, 2012
Congestion on a pedestrian walkway or shop entry way caused by a large concentration of baby strollers in that area at a given time.
On the sidewalk outside the public library, I found myself caught in a stroller jam caused by parents and caregivers leaving the public library after toddler story hour.
by Ms. Kei March 5, 2010
Someone who is lame and leaves their friends. Not to be confused with a Street Stroller who is a prostitute that leaves her pimp.
by Velsetta December 30, 2015
Generation "Y" Rock. LAME!
Bland, boring, commercialized rock. Singers whine, whine, whine, about how much they suck, how sorry they are for what they did and how much they suck... It's too late, too late, not to suck... So, I'll write this song and long for death by drowning in my own tears: To apologize for the fact that I suck.
Bland, boring, commercialized rock. Singers whine, whine, whine, about how much they suck, how sorry they are for what they did and how much they suck... It's too late, too late, not to suck... So, I'll write this song and long for death by drowning in my own tears: To apologize for the fact that I suck.
Stroller Rock Worst Offenders: 3 Doors Down, Staind, Nickelback (when not screaming the talents daddy's little whore...), Hinder, Shinedown, Linkin Park.
by Gen Y Hater October 24, 2009