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stripper flu 

The Common Cold men recieve the day after visiting a strip club; often caused from sick girls going into work and passing the flu; sometimes passed from other sick guys going to strip clubs and passing the germs through the girls

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I got the worst case of stripper flu from that nasty lapdance I got last night.
stripper flu by jello79 October 20, 2007
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Stripper Flu 

The strongest flu known to man. It is a combination of three flu viruses spread by 3 different males to a stripper's breast, where the viruses mix to form a super virus.
James, "I am so sick I think I am dying."

Kyle, "You must have caught stripper flu again from one of your dirty whores!"
Stripper Flu by TuckDCconnect January 18, 2011

stripperfruit (Stripper Fruit) 

The scent or flavor that all exotic dancers spray themselves with before selling lap-dances.
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Patron: "Is that strawberry? Pomegranate? I can't quite pinpoint that smell"
Dancer: "It's stripperfruit. We have a pool of stripperfruit juice in the back that we go swimming in to make us more alluring. The moisture also helps the glitter stick to us better."

stripperfume

The perfume used to cover up the stank of two days of stripping without showering. AKA The Mexican shower for strippers. AAKA The paris hilton Perfume
That bitch at diamond dolls reeked of stripperfume.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026