strategic drunk

A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.

Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.

strategic drunk by Jimbobillybob December 9, 2008

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Drinking Strategy

A pre-planned outline of which beverages will be consumed at what times throughout the day, to be followed in order to avoid potential embarrassment/arrest caused by over-drunkenness.

I need to devise a drinking strategy for my corporate offsite so that I don't get my third strike.

Drinking Strategy by D4nim4l July 21, 2011

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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