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Straight sexual

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A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.
Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.

certified straight sexual

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a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties
Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

Straight Pan-sexual 

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Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality
I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual

Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight

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A type of "bisexuallity" in which you can happily date both genders but can only have sex/sexual touching (not involving kissing) with the same gender. Although you can have sexual thoughts about you would never have sex with them
Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight IS A REAL THING MOM

straightsexual 

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A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit
I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual
straightsexual by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

straightsexuall 

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someone who is straight as a beanpole, and is sexist.
Friend: Hey dude, the new kid is straightsexuall
Other Friend: Wow, really?!
straightsexuall by Straightsexuall December 10, 2019
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Friend 1: Minimap
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