straight posted

To be gone, high as fuck, drunk as fuck, or both at the same time ;)

Dude jimmy was straight posted at Julia's turn up last night!

by KingOfTurnUps January 7, 2014

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023