Comes from the words straight and imposter. Straight + Im(poster)
When a person is a straightposter. Then they are acting gay while being straight. Not in the way of being gay like being flamboyant and that. But for example, sleeping with the same gender or touching the same gender sensually.
But don't bully someone with this. A straight person can have sex with the same gender while being straight.
A: "I heard that Jimmy slept with Tod last night. Even Jimmy himself agrees to that. But he says that he's straight"
B: "He's such a straightposter"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!