straight jockin' 

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

straight jockin' by Dylan January 10, 2005

Straight Jackin' 

Straight Jackin' is the act of making love to ones self, with strictly no female aid. Further still, there can be no existing sexual relationship with a female at the time you are said to Straight Jackin'. In summery, Draining your nuts with No downside whatsoever.

Straight Jackin' can be compared to the notion that you don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave, only Straight Jackin' is a far superior ideology in that there is no chance of contracting an std, no money spent, and even more importantly, no female afterthought.

Join the movement!

"Straight Jackin' will save you that Bullshit!" - Crunch (The Big Hit - 1998)

Straight Jackin' by Pok'er Star May 29, 2011

straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

straight up "jorking it" by Mlum April 15, 2024