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straight girl crush 

When a lesbian gets a crush on a straight girl. The term is usually associated with frustration and unsatisfied longing.
I know Kathy isn't a lesbian like me, but I can't stop fantasizing about her. I've got a bad straight girl crush.

straight girl crush 

Crush that a straight female gets on another female.
I am not attracted to other women sexually, but I really have a straight girl crush on fill in the blank.
straight girl crush by toosilly April 21, 2006

Straight-girl Crush 

1. When a heterosexual female has a crush on another female, who is often, but not always, in the media. Often platonic in nature.

2. Can also sometimes refer to when a bisexual or lesbian woman has a crush on a straight girl.
1. Jamie had a straight-girl crush on Hillary Clinton, but got over it quickly.

2. Poor Taryn always seems to be recovering from a straight-girl crush.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026