straight break

A break, or timeout, from a non-sexual activity that a homosexual thinks he is acting or sounds gay. The opposite would be a gay break, where a straight person is performing a non-sexual activity that makes him sound or act like he is gay.

While reporting the news, I sounded too straight for my gay audience and needed a straight break to return to my gayness.

by fatmoki July 8, 2009

Straight beakin it

When you wear such a straight beak hat that it makes people notice you.

“Look at that man straight beakin it”
“Wow that group is really straight beakin it hard”

by Greg formula January 11, 2021

Straight beaker

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

straightbreaker

someone of the same sex, usually a celebrity figure, who would cause a straight person to turn gay

Kat Von D is totally a straightbreaker. If I was a lesbian, I'd totally hit that.

by wildflower3915 January 7, 2009

Straightbreaker

An individual of the same sex that you will go gay for; an exception to your straight preference.

"Who's your straightbreaker?"
"Oh, mine's Shawn Mendes!"

by T'sway December 22, 2019