stouf

An individual lacking any sense at all with a small penis.

Chris is acting like such a stouf today.

by Jsmoss May 25, 2018

myka stauffer

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

by bojzzle May 28, 2020

booty soufflé

A booty so majestic, it looks like it was baked lightly into perfection.

Bro, that girl had the nicest ass I've ever seen. She has the booty soufflé going on.

by Dirty Dallas D November 3, 2014

king of the souf

King Bee, is the King of the souf I'm A D-Boy mack 10 with the clip silencer on the tip claming the souf title
from the streets Albulm called throne with the release of his single I'm A D-Boy /like obama you can get found make my chopper spit rounds we all rich now I'm never giving up my crown/

Born in Alabama bottom of south King of the Souf

by Benji Frank December 15, 2013

Midwestern Souffle

When you crack an egg into your vehicles radiator to temporarily stop coolant leaks.

Your radiator is leaking coolant. I suggest you order the Midwestern Souffle to hold you over until the next pit stop.

by Agent0fDeath November 19, 2022

Alligator Souffle

a real pimp way of saying everything is lovely.

How's things going for you, bruh. Can't complain...far as I can see everything is alligator souffle!

I'm not a trader, but if what you got is greater I'll trade
but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--I got it made. ~Special Ed

I guess I'm like the Black Marshall meets Jay
Meet Ye' alligator souffle, had it made
Special Ed got head from a girl in special ed
Ya know the pretty ones in that dumb class--
But she got that dumb ass ~kanye west

by The Amalamps September 20, 2010

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.

Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020