Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll April 2, 2010
Get the storm curtainmug.