A male, usually age 40 - 50, who is extremely frail, obsessed with tennis, listens to Whitney Houston, and enjoys being penetrated anally. Most often, a James Stone will try his hardest to appear straight and be "one of the guys". However, this is just an act, as a James Stone can usually be caught checking out men's asses at parties, work, or on the tennis court.
Dude, I was at this party last night, and some weirdo was wearing tennis shorts, listening to Whitney Houston on his iPod, and checking out my friend's ass. He must be a James Stone.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.