stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

stomach stoned by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

Stoner Stomach 

The grouping of fat around a pot smoker's stomach that results from long periods of smoking marijuana and subsequently eating munchies on a daily basis.

"Dude, did you see that hippie's stoner stomach? I guess that's what you get from eating too many Doritos."

Stoner Stomach by phillb@KU May 6, 2010

Stoner Stomach 

The ill Stomach sensation after mixing foods while satisfying the munchies.

I believe i have Stoner Stomach from the Sushi, Strawberry milk, and Tapioca pudding not getting along Damn munchies.

Stoner Stomach by Lb Vsqz September 20, 2014

Stoner's Stomach 

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

Stoner's Stomach by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018

Stone Cold Stomach 

A competitive sport where you drink wet cement and try to shit it out before it hardens in your stomach and you die.

Aaron: Do you want to play some Stone Cold Stomach?
Cole: I'm down.

Stone Cold Stomach by PikzelEcho March 11, 2022