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stinkmata 

A feces stain in the center of your palm resulting from a toilet tissue malfunction (ie, when you wipe your butt, the toilet paper tears, and you end up with a stain in the center of your palm).

Alternate definition: When you wipe and discover an image of Jesus on your toilet paper.
Public restroom toilet paper will often leave you with a stinkmata.
stinkmata by metsfan1968 October 24, 2012
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Stinkistan 

A fucked up place where it constantly smells of shit.
"Hey Dubya, how about invading Stinkistan", "Sure why not"
Stinkistan by PencilNeck February 26, 2009
Stigmata consists of five classic points where wounds appear: the side, both hands and both feet. Traditionally these are known as the Five Wounds or the Sacred Wounds of our Lord, because they are the marks that occurred at the time of the Crucifixion. Some people are said to suffer the Passion of Christ which includes: the agony at Gethsemane (including the tears or sweating of blood); scourging; the crowning of thorns; beatings; the shoulder sound from carrying the Cross; and the Five Wounds inflicted during the Crucifixion itself.
Intense pain is caused by these wounds, which remains constant throughout the entire course of the stigmatism.
Stigmata by Chirst the Savior February 26, 2004

stinkpatch 

An overused, uncleaned vagina. Most likely to be found on the common whore or local tramp.
"Jeez Sally, maybe you should head home and take a shower cuz your stinkpatch is foul."

or

If I fuck one more john tonight, my stinkpatch will be sore for days!
stinkpatch by Buck Fever January 4, 2010

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)
Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!
Stinkathon by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

stinkstar 

butthole; the anal opening through which fecees passes
As the dog walked off, his uplifted tail revealed his little pick stinkstar.
stinkstar by meep April 22, 2003

Stinkwater Whoppers 

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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