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stinkmata

A feces stain in the center of your palm resulting from a toilet tissue malfunction (ie, when you wipe your butt, the toilet paper tears, and you end up with a stain in the center of your palm).

Alternate definition: When you wipe and discover an image of Jesus on your toilet paper.
Public restroom toilet paper will often leave you with a stinkmata.
by metsfan1968 October 24, 2012
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Stinkistan

A fucked up place where it constantly smells of shit.
"Hey Dubya, how about invading Stinkistan", "Sure why not"
by PencilNeck February 26, 2009
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Stigmata

Stigmata consists of five classic points where wounds appear: the side, both hands and both feet. Traditionally these are known as the Five Wounds or the Sacred Wounds of our Lord, because they are the marks that occurred at the time of the Crucifixion. Some people are said to suffer the Passion of Christ which includes: the agony at Gethsemane (including the tears or sweating of blood); scourging; the crowning of thorns; beatings; the shoulder sound from carrying the Cross; and the Five Wounds inflicted during the Crucifixion itself.
Intense pain is caused by these wounds, which remains constant throughout the entire course of the stigmatism.
by Chirst the Savior February 26, 2004
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stinkpatch

An overused, uncleaned vagina. Most likely to be found on the common whore or local tramp.
"Jeez Sally, maybe you should head home and take a shower cuz your stinkpatch is foul."

or

If I fuck one more john tonight, my stinkpatch will be sore for days!
by Buck Fever January 4, 2010
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Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)
Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!
by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011
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stinkstar

butthole; the anal opening through which fecees passes
As the dog walked off, his uplifted tail revealed his little pick stinkstar.
by meep April 22, 2003
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Stinkwater Whoppers

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
by StynkStar August 11, 2006
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