metsfan1968's definitions

stinkmata

A feces stain in the center of your palm resulting from a toilet tissue malfunction (ie, when you wipe your butt, the toilet paper tears, and you end up with a stain in the center of your palm).

Alternate definition: When you wipe and discover an image of Jesus on your toilet paper.

Public restroom toilet paper will often leave you with a stinkmata.

by metsfan1968 October 24, 2012