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sticky octo 

if you're curious what that red sticky octo on your dashboard is it might just be a sticky octo. he may melt when it gets hot but he never fails to melt your heart <3. his natural habitat is blue vans although he has been known to stick to many things including the front windshield of your car. Octos are caring, kind, and will forever live in our hearts and minds
rest in peace sticky octo
sticky octo by RIPstickyocto July 14, 2020

Sticky octopus

When a man sticks his balls in a woman's vagina, then you smash them on her forehead and watch them slowly roll off making a sticky suction sound.
I gave my wife and sticky octopus last night.

octo tridimensional popsicle stick 

An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
“You built like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026