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Sticky ipad kid 

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Adam: Roc always licks people.
Oliver: It’s cause he’s a sticky ipad kid

Sticky Ipad Kid 

A Child that has an Ipad, usually addicted. They wipe chip dust and boogers on the screen, and they bring the Ipad with them into the bathroom. Their Ipad is usually sitting on the ground covered in grease, and getting kicked by the chad older brother.
Dude, look at that weirdo, he's probably a Sticky Ipad Kid.

Sticky ipad kid 

A child that is stuck to an iPad.
The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.