stewie diver Share definition Flag Nickname for the Australian $5 note. A stewie diver = a fiver i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver stewie diver by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the stewie diver mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch