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steven grant 

a middle aged for some reason kinda cute, sleep deprived british man that has a sleeping disorder who is also a guy named marc spector who is also a guy named moon knight? talk about having multiple personalities!!
person 1: omg have u seen the new marvel show moon knight?
person 2: yeah i love it! who’s ur favorite character?
person 1: oh definitely steven grant
steven grant by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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Steven Grant 

the best personality of moon knight, solos all of fiction
marc spector: im so conflicted in my decisions of the past
jake lockley: i kill for the sake of protection
steven grant (chad): i just beat the shit out of some bad guys with no prior experience, and also punched the shit out of some random gargoyle that couldve easily ripped me in half
Steven Grant by sexydous May 19, 2022

Steven Grant 

A british middle aged man, who is a giftshop-ist at a museum in London, is really into egyptology, owns a one-finned goldfish and as DID
Random Person: Who is Steven Grant?
Me: He's the love of my life

Steven Grant 

A middle aged man, with multiple personalities, who owns a goldfish, is a huge history nerd, who's in love with is other personality's ex wife and it's the loml (real)
Person 1: hey do you know who Steven Grant is?
Person 2: YES OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026