Sterlington

worst place in louisiana. kids shout slurs for fun, nothing to do unless your popular, dress code to the max (cant wear ripped jeans even if theyre patched. the ugliest mullets youll ever see, pick me girls with hair as white as they can get it while it's still labelled "blonde" and their clumpy mascara. the only good food is foreign (and not even in town).

girl with the biggest frayed jeans youve ever seen: omg sterlington is the best
guy with a pencil stache: omg yes the parties are so fun
anyone with common sense: literally shut up pencil arms

by twocheeseenchiladaswithcaso November 11, 2021