noun.
A vital, yet
irrelevant item used most commonly in
one's search for the Holy Grail. It is said to be the size of a grown
man's torso, and the colour of your average caucasian person.
It was originally written into the script of 'Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade', but was then later taken out as Harrison
Ford was jealous of how awesome the Steffan was.
Medieval
English transcripts state that only 3 Steffans exist, with each representing one of the three differant states atoms can exist in. (Solid, liquid and
gas)
Some 1980 "crazies" suggest there is a fourth Steffan existing somewhere, that represents the arguably, "iffy" atomic state, Plasma, like that of
fire, which is neither gas, liquid or solid.
Both the liquid and gas Steffans are said to be somewhere in Europe, where the location of the "Solid" Steffan is unkown, but rumoured to be either in South-East Asia, or in the Laurentian Abyss, in the Atlantic
ocean, the deepest place on the planet.
It is still uncertain how each of these Steffans aid in ones hunt for the Cup of Christ, but as stated in
Greek scrolls from the 7th Century "The power of just
one Steffan is, no doubt, enough to move mountains, or complete "HARD" rated Su Do Ku puzzles."
And translated from Ancient Jordanian hieroglyphs (50 AD) "To possess a Steffan would benefit us greatly in knowing the secrets of God. In a way, Steffan is God."
