A sexual act that needs no definition, and has been both pleasurable and a source of pride for the recipient; the hearer of the term likely is not sure of its meaning, yet feigns comprehension lest he look sexually inexperienced
A rock band of epic and majestical proportions from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. A proper Doggers show is had when one drinks excessive amounts of mana potion (a potent mixture for reaching maximum rock capacity) at the peak of which one can appease the ROCK demon.
One should lose their voice at said Doggers show whilst screaming obscenities such as "MELT MY FUCKING FACE" and "THE DOGGERS WEUUUU". Crowd surfing is optional but recommended for maximum rock demon appeasement/drain bamage.
The chunks of aged dirty sweat collected overtime which form a half solid, half liquid cottage cheese type substance. Sherdoggers can usually be found attached to the hair follicles between the anus and the scrotum, also known as the taint. Sherdoggers usually find comfort in this area because it's warm and close to the cock the so often crave. They are often confused with dingle-berry’s but are lighter in color with a more distinct and pungent odor. If left un-treated Sherdoggers can spread to the UG (Underground) in attempts to dumb down its members and tarnish its reputation with their lack of knowledge and endless supply of keyboard warrior posts. When encountering Sherdoggers please remember to VTFD and advise them to GTFO!
Awe shit! I just wiped my ass and noticed sherdoggers on the TP. Now I have to go shave my taint before my next post.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.