YuFi

YuFi is called Yu Fidelity, or Yu Connection. The undeniable connection to Yu, no matter where Yu are in the world; the further Yu are away, the more the heartache is and conversely, the closer Yu are, the happier the heart is. Unlike WiFi, Yu are unique, can never be forgotten and Yu wish there was an auto-join feature. When Yu are very close in proximity for an extended period of time, the connection is like a fine wine that matures and reaches its fullness in time. A prolonged severed YuFi connection on the other hand may lead to late nights with a bottle, sappy old love songs, a tub of delicious ice cream, a bucket of KFC, scar tissue, heartbreak, faded heart and even death.

Dude 1: Why you looking so glum chum?
Dude 2: I’ve got bad YuFi signal.
Dude 1: Oh man, you gotta sort that sheit out else it gonna kill you!
Dude 2: I know man, it’s worse than not having any WiFi.

YuFi by TigerMunky August 3, 2018

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yufim

Acronym: Yeah You Fucking Ignore Me

person 1: hey whats up?

person 2: bout to go somewhere.

person 1: cool so see that new post on my wall

Person 2: ............

person 1: YUFIM

yufim by Mace N' Lace August 29, 2014

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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