YuFi 

YuFi is called Yu Fidelity, or Yu Connection. The undeniable connection to Yu, no matter where Yu are in the world; the further Yu are away, the more the heartache is and conversely, the closer Yu are, the happier the heart is. Unlike WiFi, Yu are unique, can never be forgotten and Yu wish there was an auto-join feature. When Yu are very close in proximity for an extended period of time, the connection is like a fine wine that matures and reaches its fullness in time. A prolonged severed YuFi connection on the other hand may lead to late nights with a bottle, sappy old love songs, a tub of delicious ice cream, a bucket of KFC, scar tissue, heartbreak, faded heart and even death.

Dude 1: Why you looking so glum chum?
Dude 2: I’ve got bad YuFi signal.
Dude 1: Oh man, you gotta sort that sheit out else it gonna kill you!
Dude 2: I know man, it’s worse than not having any WiFi.

YuFi by TigerMunky August 3, 2018

yufim

Acronym: Yeah You Fucking Ignore Me

person 1: hey whats up?

person 2: bout to go somewhere.

person 1: cool so see that new post on my wall

Person 2: ............

person 1: YUFIM

yufim by Mace N' Lace August 29, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008