steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023

Steamy Wall-Banger

Place a piece of human fecal matter upon a person's bare chest and have them run chest first into a wall, creating a Steamy Wall-Banger

Hey dude thanks for leaving a Steamy Wall-Banger on my living room wall.

by tbone30001 April 5, 2013