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steam ball 

A silent shart that forms a ball wether sitting or standing which then the steam from the ball starts to be felt on the buttocks and the smell fills the room and everyone else runs the fuck out of there.
Guy: Dude, Why did the gas alarm go off in the school?

Friend: Oh yeah, The new guy did a steam ball and released CARBON FUCKING MONOXIDE IN THE SCHOOL FROM HIS ASS. That's why we had to evacuate.

Guy: That's so Zander we don't have to do that stupid math test anymore

Friend: Ikr XD
steam ball by _Lycan_ September 20, 2016
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Ball Seam 

The vertical seam between your balls that often turns purple during cold weather.
Man, it's so damn cold out here that my ball seam is bigger than my schlong!
Ball Seam by Samuel L. Bronkowitz September 28, 2007

steamballed 

When you're the last guy in the steam room and the only place to stand is directly above the steam vent, making a direct hit on one's nuts
Oh man, I'm late again and am gonna get steamballed.
steamballed by wimmyjeil February 26, 2011

Cleveland Steamball 

A sexual act of pooping in someones mouth and He/Her spits it into anothers mouth.
Sarah passed a Cleveland Steamball to Bonni.

Cleveland Steamball 

A cleveland Steamball is when you or your partiner takes a crap in/on your your/there mouth them he/she will spit it back into your/there mouth
could you please take a cleveland steamball in my mouth

sexy steamball 

when you eat the ass then (she or he) poop on you(in ball shaped)
i love a sexy steamball

Steamballed 

1. A critical situation which may have disastrous consequences if it goes wrong.
2. A tough decision that may be difficult.

Kind of like you are slowly getting into a really hot bath and your balls are hanging in the steam, it is going to be difficult!

Used to highlight the magnitude of a problem.
1.(when he says that he just found out his gf has been sleeping around) "Oh man, you are so steamballed!"
2.That is such a steamballer of a problem!
Steamballed by The Alic Master January 18, 2012
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