stealth douche 

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.

I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.

stealth douche by sorkab August 4, 2010

Douche Stealth Bomber 

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.

My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!

Douche Stealth Bomber by jenskank March 22, 2009

Stealth Douch 

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.

Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"

Stealth Douch by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024