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Juicy Butt Steak 

A juicy butt steak is when you go to a ranch, find the nearest cow you see and bite its ass.
Kri: Ooh! A cow! chomp
Cow: WTF DUDE! You bit my ass!
Kri: What? I just wanted a Juicy Steak Butt.
That is one juicy butt steak.. °)/`¤´\°)

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation
Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"