startlization Share definition Flag The state of being startled so bad that you pee your pants in excitement while staring in wonder, unable to look away. My startlization at seeing the noodly spaghetti monster was unimaginable and indescribable. startlization by Crashalyn Oakley May 1, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the startlization mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch