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start a fire 

To masturbate in such a way that were your bottom half cropped out and your top half GIF'd, it would look vaguely like you were trying to start a fire. And vaguely like you were masturbating. That's the thing about vagueness. Nobody really knows what's happening. On that island. With that ball. And that man. And that beard. And I miss Helen Hunt. Remember Mad About You? I think she was in that.
Charlie: Is Jack jerking off over there?
Desmond: No, he' s trying to start a fire!
Charlie: But he might be masturbating?
Desmond: Yes.
start a fire by Betty Mustafa October 4, 2016

Start a fire 

asking someone to start a fire is to ask a female gender to scissor with you.
the slang "start a fire" refers to the friction being made when 2 females scissor each other
"do you want to start a fire with me?", "We started a fire last night, it was exhausting!"
Start a fire by ruthle January 27, 2015

start a fire 

to put sand-paper around your penis (rough side out) and have sex with a girl.
man she told me she wanted me to start a fire and I didn't know she was in to kinky stuff like that
start a fire by Kevin....? May 16, 2008
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026