starch naked

Naked and with a stiffie.

I walked in and saw my grandpa starch naked.

by Hedgehogmama February 23, 2018

anal starch

The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.

Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!

by Chinese Snorkel September 16, 2019

light starch

White collar/clean hands, derogatory term. Often used in correlation with having soft hands/afraid of hard work.

Steve the engineer never comes down from his office to mingle with the welders. He's light starch.

by DreadPirateCrunch October 14, 2023

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD April 1, 2018

Porn Starch

Casting couch crusties

What's that on the couch? Porn starch

by HatlessSuperior December 14, 2020

Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

Corn Starch

Corn Starch(V) A nice way of saying some one looks like a porn star.

Dude1: Dude that chick looks so freakin HOT!!!!
Dude2: She looks like a freakin Corn Starch

by JimmyFoo September 8, 2008