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stanely steamer 

Dump usually taken in the morning or mid-noon.
Hey guys, good morning, Be right back I gotta take a Stanely Steamer.
stanely steamer by Strong bah April 8, 2003
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flat stanley steamer 

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

THE STANLEY STEAMER 

Farting while taking a hot steamy shower with another person.
When in the shower with your significant other pretend to drop the soap, have them get it and then fart in their face . Deny any smell. Give them the stanley steamer.

stanly steamer crew 

For two or more male or female to shit on one's chest and rub it all over there body .
Dude me and a couple guys did the stanly steamer crew on this one girl last night.

stanley steamer 

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.
No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.
stanley steamer by Ryan October 29, 2004

Stanley Steamer 

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.
"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.
Stanley Steamer by John Trian July 27, 2006

Stanly Steamer 

to cover up someones mouth with tin foil than take a dump on the tin foil so the reciver only gets the steam.
Dude I just gave that bitch a Stanly Steamer
Stanly Steamer by Stanly May 22, 2005
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