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standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path
Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"
by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022
mugGet the standing logmug.

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